Poop comes out of my bottom.
Sometimes Pee comes out of my bottom too.
Why do I have to hold my penis down?
So the Pee goes in the potty, instead of on the floor
Oh.
Why do I have a penis?
This begins the part where I simply nod or shrug and try not to laugh as this lil one figures out anatomy...
I have a penis cause I'm a boy
Does so and so have a penis? (begins naming all the other boys in the classroom, one by one)
Do you have a penis?
Nope, I'm a girl like your mommy (hoping to remind him of whatever phrase his parents have used to describe anatomical differences)
She has a Ba Gina!
more nodding and shrugging and attempting to not smile
You have a Ba Gina!
Does so and so have a Ba Gina!?! (begins naming girls in class)
I have a penis!
This chanting continues for several minutes then suddenly ends with...
Why are you laughing?
I lost my battle to conceal my smile.
Please, please, please continue to write posts like this!
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