Tuesday, May 31, 2011

I heart Summer

Sandled feet in the grass, flip flop tan lines

New picnic baskets filled with snacks and
grownup beverages (some more concealed than others)


Playing the game: vintage woodstock or from a thrift store

New views in familiar places


Makes me happy


***

cause what makes me happy is the best part of the tradition

Thursday, May 26, 2011

a tradition

Sad Monster, Glad Monster is a favorite in my classroom right now. One each page the monster tells us all the things that make him sad, glad, angry, silly...

We have a tradition. After we read each page, we all close our eyes, take a deep breath and (mostly) one at a time tell each other what makes us feel...

Surprise fresh flowers in my delivered produce, coming home to a clean kitchen, peeks of sunshine after long rainy days
make me glad

Long rainy days, saying goodbye, parents who ignore the fun stories of their kids adventures and focus on but did you "learn anything today"
make me sad

Jumping in puddles, winning penny slot machine games, shaking glitter onto posterboard (and the living room rug)
make me silly

Broken windows, parents who let their children play in the middle of the street, waiters who ignore my table then don't collect my payment expecting me to find the hidden register myself
make me angry (and find themselves footing my bill)

Friends headed for far away places, unexpected noises in the middle of the night and threats of tornadoes
make me worried (not necessarily b/c of the impending destruction,
rather the nightmare of entertaining toddlers in a dark basement
hallway for hours on end)

Monday, May 23, 2011

tidbits from our trip

It's still funny when the border guys ask if I'm carrying personal protection

Even funnier when the border guys ask how we know each other (insert slightly inappropriate comment about the reason for personal protection)

IHOP in our hotel=best thing ever. Pancakes and coffee in jammies is a perfect way to start the day

The weather at the falls reminds me of Cali. Cool, misty kinda gross in the morning. Cleared away by noon. Afternoon of sunshine with white puffy clouds

Lots of walking and long bike rides hopefully have combated the large amount of yummy food I consumed

A plastic bag does keep the camera safe from crazy misting spray and makes for rather "artistic" photos


Mixing traditional tourist activities with sun filled afternoon walks is a great balance to the day

Baked Goat Cheese and Red Wine really is the best thing since sliced bread

Wine country makes my heart happy


Monday, May 16, 2011

Goodbye Weekend...

Goodbye bottle of wine with dinner
and falling asleep soon after
Goodbye early morning alarm
and stupidly forgetting to turn it off
Goodbye cheering for 55K of my closest friends
and planning for next year- pink tulle, streamers and more glitter

Goodbye celebrations
of life, of upcoming births and 75 years
Goodbye card playing shenanigans
and prize bartering
Goodbye lazy Sundays
brunch, nap, dinner with friends

Goodbye weekend chores
found in my car: 3 tupperwares containers of black ooze, 2 winter hats,
a pair of mittens, a half full bottle of wine, 3 flip flops and a blanket that
still sheds sand if you shake hard enough
Goodbye late night conversations
and how far our responsibility as a society extends
Goodbye road trip planning
maps, snacks and detours

Hello Beautiful Week!
Looking forward to a quick 11 hours of work, road trip commencing,
wandering around wine country, and getting a stamp in my passport

Tuesday, May 3, 2011

but how

do I manage to accomplish anything during the day?

20 minutes into the day, a couple parents are dropping their kiddos off. Make small talk. Say hello to kiddos. Delight over birthday pictures. Interrupted by screams.

Hooligan #1 (of the day) didn't like the way innocent bystander was glancing at him. Proceeds to get her to move by grabbing a chunk of her hair and removing it from her head.

Hugs for the bystander. Stern looks for the Hooligan. Have the audacity to insist that he check on the bystander. Statement was met by screams and running away. Chase him down. Screaming/now thrashing hooligan carried back to the scene of the crime and made to sit and wait until he was ready to check on said toddler.

Remember those parents in the room? They called out have a good day as they quickly scampered out during the screaming/thrashing

an hour later. Damn rain. Forced to get gross motor time inside. In order to get to the indoor playspace we must negotiate a very tall flight of stairs. Damn architect.

Hooligan #2 (for the day) nearly pushes Hooligan #1 down the flight over very tall stairs. Once heart recovers I have the audacity again to insist that Hooligan #2 check on Hooligan #1. Although my suspicion is that he deserved it. We all wait in the stairwell until Hooligan #2 decides he is finally ready to admit defeat and check on his friend.

an hour later. Diaper changing time. a conversation
Do you want to sit on the potty
No! No! No!!!!!
ok fine. diaper off, quick wipe, diaper back on

Screaming/Thrashing/how dare you put my diaper back on!/Trying to throw myself off this here changing table
Move thrashing body onto floor so at least she wont fall from 3 feet in the air.

What do you need?
Cream! Cream! I need cream!

Check diaper region...no rash.
Sorry, but you don't need cream. You are just fine. Reapply diaper

Screaming/Thrashing/Removing diaper once again
Potty! Potty! Sit on potty!

Stare in disbelief
Remember when you screamed No NO NO! to the potty?
Not going to sit you on the potty now. I understand you are a woman and it is your prerogative to change your mind. However this is an important life lesson. Sometimes when you change you mind, you don't always get your way. Let me know when you are ready for you diaper. You can stay here until then.

**Crossing my fingers that she doesn't decide to 'try the potty' on the floor

Now i totally could have saved myself some heartache and just let her sit on the damn potty. However I know this child and I know this is how the operates. She would continue to find something to be dramatic about. Boundaries have to exist for a reason. We're 2 and we unfortunately are still discovering this.

Oh and we totally tried this stunt again during the next diaper change. At least there was less drama. Perhaps we're learning?

Wednesday, April 27, 2011

A storm is coming!

Were in the midst of our 3rd day of "severe weather" is coming.

Thanks weatherman, but wind/sprinkling rain does not really equal severe weather. Sure the clouds look menacing, but I'll still bundle up the kiddos and head outside. Whereas severe weather finds me hunkered down in the basement.

We've been leaving the classroom door open in the afternoon. Loving the fresh breeze and watching the weather.

Some of the kiddos noticed the wind and began chanting
A storm is coming, a storm is coming
I love storms! but only at school (guess who plays up their parents at home?)
I love thunder! When is it going to be loud?

Apparently they don't remember that severe weather often leads to us sitting (with no toys/books/puzzles) in the basement hallway. Maybe instead they are remembering this

Being a teacher of toddler I'm not kidding myself. They are most likely simply caught up in their friends excitement. They most likely have no idea that they are cheering for the thunder to start. Had it started (like the weatherman said) I'm sure it would have been quickly followed by loud wailing from my toddler room. But for now, we'll pretend to be brave

Monday, April 25, 2011

Goodbye Weekend...

Goodbye last minute visits with friends:
and uber yummy cheese and wine
Goodbye crafty errands:
4 shops in 3 hours, favorite purchase? 1 lb of glitter!!!
Goodbye afternoon naps listening to rain outside the window:
and the utter confusion when the alarm goes off
Goodbye holidays services and baptisms:
3 hours of rituals...at some point they lose their impact
Goodbye late night runs for frosties:
cause after a 3 hr service, we deserve it!
Goodbye lazy mornings
and making up for it with late night laundering
Goodbye family holiday dinner:
some made us laugh, some made us want to scream,
and as always the kiddos stole the show

Hello Beautiful Week!
Looking forward to: only 4 days with kiddos, a day of "professional development", starting to use the lb of glitter! and the first trip to the farmers market (okay thats on the weekend, but I can't wait!)